
This weekend we had the 2nd module of the Gita Workshop in Rio de Janeiro. We had 10 participants (11 if you count 5 month old baby Theo). Everyone enthusiastically drank the nectar of Krishna’s teachings. We covered chapters 3 and 4.

It never ceases to amaze me how the Gita endlessly gives us more and more, at each and every reading. This time, one of my realizations was that Krishna uses the word “karma” in the sense of ”that dharmic activity one should naturally perform according to one’s gunas“, translated by Prabhupada as “prescribed duty”. We normally think of “karma” as any sort of mundane activity, but here it seems Krishna uses it strictly in the sense of dharmic duty. When Krishna later introduces the term “vikarma“, “bad action”, we get further support for this idea. I also had a new take on the list of yajnas found in the end of the 4th Chapter (verses 25-29). This time I could see that Krishna glorifies them all, without pointing out any faults, even though the list includes things we normally “look down upon”, such as simple pranayama, giving up eating, and demigod worship.



I was also invited to give class at the Sunday Program in Rio’s Jagannatha Temple. I gave the class on verse 4.34, taking the opportunity to present a series of important points on the topic of guru. I described the culture of general respect we find in the Vedas, the psychological advantage of respecting the guru in absorbing the teachings transmitted by him/her, Prabhupada on gurus and how he urged us hundreds of times to become gurus following Lord C’s order*, definitions of a “pure devotee” and an “uttama-adhikari“, gurus in ISKCON and, lastly, the special position of Srila Prabhupada as founder-acharya of ISKCON. Several people expressed their gratitude for the class and for clearing up their confusion on the topic.
In short, it was an amazing weekend, packed full with nice service! Jaya Prabhupada! Jaya Jagannatha!
*“yare dekha, tare kaha ‘krsna’-upadesa amara ajnaya guru hana tara’ ei desa”, Caitanya-caritamrta, Madhya-lila 7.128

Vedic City Project, Parkwood, Johannesburg, South Africa
A little feedback for my friends. Thank you all of you for encouraging me to keep my blog running.
Listen to the silence, let it ring on…
We had a nice lunch of soya burgers, salad, avocado dressing and french fries (’chips’ as we call them in our beloved South Africa). The reason? Well, Monday is our space-out day, after a busy weekend of The Vedic Emporium, pure vegetarian food stalls. It is also a rest after the Sunday Programme. Yes, we are trying to keep it a little traditional. And Tirtha Raja called. And Rupa was here. And Karabo, an old acquaintance from Grahamstown National Arts Festival, had caught up with me through this blog. To cut a long story short, we had an occasion.
Ceremony aside, I soon had Arne, Karabo, Tamal and myself fast at work at those burgers and everything else. We feasted lavishly and just sat around chatting on those big, white cushions that Mr Spisto so kindly donated to the Project. I was too tired to get into the intricacies of chanting with Karabo, so Arne did the talking (and the chanting) and Karabo left, a while later, with books and beads. I was happy about that. The chanting is our mainline.
Karabo reminded me that we had first encountered one another in Grahamstown in 2004. During the Festival. She showed little interest the first year, but was, to my surprise, vegetarian the next. I used to take breaks (from book distribution) at her stall. I used to give Karabo, Lynette and Lynette’s sister, Phoenix laddhu from our stall.
We lost touch, but the internet brought us together again.
Karabo asked me why I hadn’t updated my blog. Well, Karabo, here is your answer.
I also met Father Urbani, an esoteric Christian with extraordinary faith in Nrsimhadeva, during my period peregrinations in Sandton City Mall. He also asked me about my blog. Father, here is your answer. Mukunda is back online! (Be warned: one of these days I am going to figure out how to upload photographs!).
You will be pleased to know, dear readers, that we now have four Pure Vegetarian Food Stalls at different Fine Foods Markets in the northern suburbs of Johannesburg. The Venues are: Killarney Organic Market, Thurs 9am-2pm; 44 Stanley (Stanley Road, Millpark), Fri 5-8pm; Jozi Fine Foods Market (Cnr 7th Ave and 3rd Ave Parktown North), Sat 8:30-2pm; and Blu Bird Wholefood Market (Atholl Oaklands), Sun 9-2pm. The stalls have been selling-out like anything. We also sell Krishna Conscious literature and Natural Incense. Laddhus (traditional Indian chickpea fudge) is our hot-seller though! Please avail yourself of the opportunity to taste the immaculately divine cooking of the multi-talented Gaura Sakti Das. Oohh!!
And the Preaching Centre?
We are currently hosting programmes on Sundays at 102 Hy Len Court, 140 Jan Smuts Avenue, Parkwood. We are on the block where Bolton Avenue intersects Jan Smuts Avenue. Quite close to the Exel Garage. The programmes run from 3:30-6pm. There is (relatively) secure parking by the Woolworths Food Stop at the top-end of the block. RSVP to my contacts which are given on www.vediccity.org.za. Thank you. The programmes are standard ISKCON format – chanting accompanied by traditional Indian instruments, a short class and prashadam.
We also read from Sanatana Goswami’s Brihad Bhagavtamrta on Wednesday evenings from 7-9pm. The readings are followed by hot milk.
We have a gift shop with a variety of Murtis, incense, incense holders, innovative Vaishnava t-shirts and a variety of transcendental literatures. We also offer a catering service for anyone who wants to feed lots of their friends and family.
That is the news, folks.
Till next time.
Your humble servant,
Mukunda Charan Das (ISKCON Jhb North, SA)

Questions we asked of Marc, the owner of the Propaganda tattoo parlor, are:
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Part 4 – Cutting them up
We had plenty of dishes to make which meant that we had plenty of veggies to cut up. After Chef Kurma showed us what he wanted us all to do in terms of cutting up, people with great enthusiasm jumped to the task.

Chop, Chop, Chop !
People had been advised early on to bring their own cutting board and knives for this part of the operation. As we were cooking in a commercial kitchen, we had plenty of cutting boards and knives. Another good thing about using such kitchens is that we were at no loss for sufficient quantity of utensils. They have plenty of varieties of everything.

The Antiseptic
No, that’s not carrot being grated. It’s turmeric. This was the first time that I had seen it being used in this format. All my life, I had seen turmeric in powder form. Belonging to the ginger family, this perennial plant can be used fresh like above and grated to give that bright orange pieces. In fact, in Europe they used to call turmeric as Indian Saffron as it was seen as a good substitute for the real and expensive saffron. Also, a town called Sangli in Maharashtra (India) could possibly be the world’s largest trading centre for turmeric. Some of the people in the kitchen knew turmeric only as a spice used in South Asian cooking. But they were in for a surprise when they learned that it also acts as an antiseptic for cuts, burns and bruises. It’s also an anti-bacterial agent, anti-inflammatory agent and the ancient medicine of Ayurveda, proclaims that it contains Fluoride which is good for the teeth. It’s used in today’s cosmetics as well as research is underway to see if it can be used in the treatment of cancer, Alzheimer’s disease and liver disorders. WoW ! Talk about health benefits !

The Mint
And Mr. Aroma made its presence. Mint is a classic in terms of its fragrance. We were going to use some of this in our paneer dish. I think I first came across mint in chewing gums, chocolates, tooth paste and herbal teas. But I can’t recollect it being used much at my home for cooking. Like turmeric, it too has medicinal properties. It’s used in many cultures for stomach pain, chest pains and is known to aid in digestion. Most of the people in the room was aware of its benefits and were only happy to see it there.

The Pumpkin King
One of the dishes we were to make was the delicious and exotic “Gujarati Fenugreek-scented Pumpkin Curry”. I love pumpkin. Especially, when its on those traditional pizzas. At home as well, our family would make many varieties of pumpkin dishes, none of which I can recollect. But it was while trekking in New Zealand’s Frank Joseph glacier that I noticed backpackers bake and roast them in oven. That’s when I really paid attention to this vegetable. At least once a week, I consume a delicious bowl of pumpkin soup made by a lovely Greek lady near my work place. In Middle East, I was introduced to it’s seeds which after it was roasted was eaten like a snack along with a glass of rich Arabic tea. Magical, it was. Talking about magic, I believe in Harry Potter’s school, the students were given pumpkin juice.

Preparing the chilli
The chili is back ! But in it’s green form. We were going to use this in 2 of our dishes - the Toor Dal Soup and Matar Panir. I adore this vegetable ! or is it a fruit ? Anyways, almost every dish I have ever had at my family home or relatives in India, has had them. Like I said in my last post, my grandma had it right next to her during her meals along with a tea spoon of salt. She would dip the chili in it and take a bite, boldly. And then let out a “hisssss” sound to indicate that it was hot. And then to prove her bravery, she would do it again. It was also an important item for many of the mango and lime pickles and a must for the South Indian curd rice. Long time ago, once in Pune, I had ordered for a South Indian curd rice in a nice hotel. I reminded the waiter that it needs to be made with green chilies – the real way. When the meal reached my table, the entire rice was covered and cooked in green chili ! It was the super hottest curd rice I ever had! Only 3 spoonfuls and I was done !

Done ! Chopped, Sliced and picked !
We also cut up some tomatoes, carrots, eggplants and cauliflower. The mint was chopped up. Peas were collected – the frozen variety this time. And some minced up Ginger was prepared too. Now, we need to fry that ghee and start cooking them up !

by Madhavananda Das (madhavananda.BBSR@gmail.com) at June 03, 2009 07:43 AM
You've got to approach a mixing job with a vision.
I listened to the songs I've mixed so far from 24 May, on my iPod with headphones.
I think I'm going to remix Parama Karuna with this vision in mind: I want the music to subside into the background, and the vocals to really become the focus. The musical elements should be a bed that the vocal floats over. The flute should sometimes rise up out of the bed and float over the music too, but not at the same time as the vocal.
I'll add a bass guitar track, using a Logic Pro bass amp and a compressor, to fill out the sound.
My concern with the tracks I have to work with are, again, the cartals. The performance is great, but the sound is overbearing, and I don't have a separate chorus track - something that I will be sure to address in the next recording session.
Please take darshan of Sri Sri Radha-Madhava, Sri Nrsimhadeva and Sri Pancha-tattva in Mayapur on this most auspicious Pandava Nirjala Ekadasi day. Many devotees observe total fasting and stay awake throughout the night singing and hearing the glories of the Lord. We have special programs in the temple tonight. From 8 p.m. to 10 p.m., HG Naru gopal prabhu will lead kirtans. HG Jananivas prabhu will give a class on glories of this Ekadasi from 11 p.m. to 12 midnight. Tonight’s special kirtans and classes will be available LIVE. Join the devotees in Mayapur to observe the Pandava Nirjala Ekadasi.
Without God as the center and the root of all activity, 'solutions' to social problems only generate further problems. "We may therefore, invent by our advancement of material knowledge all sorts of counteracting material resources, but without being guided by the Lord, all such inventions end in fiasco, however strong and stout the reactionary elements may be (Srimad Bhagavatam 1.8.38/purport).
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by course@ultimateselfrealization.com at June 03, 2009 02:30 AM
I just added free tagging to my posts. This will enable me to link posts more easily. So, for example, you can now view the posts arising from the 24 May 2009 H.H. Prabhavishnu Swami bhajan session all in one place, easily.
If you view any post on it's own page (by clicking it's title if you are reading it on the main www.atmayogi.com page or on Planet ISKCON) you can see a list of categories, including free tags, at the bottom of the post. Click on any of these to retrieve all the posts in that category / tag, for further related reading.
This Sunday, June 7, 2009, we will be launching "Lord Baladeva's Postering Crew"! Every Sunday, between now and Ratha-Yatra, volunteers will meet at 1:00pm and hit the streets armed with tape, staple guns and posters!by Vijay Teli (noreply@blogger.com) at June 03, 2009 01:49 AM
Here's a quick mix down I did this morning of Parama Karuna, from the recent (24 May) bhajan session with H.H. Prabhavishnu Swami.
In this mix I worked on getting the response chorus louder in the mix, as per the request of one correspondent. In order to do this the cartal sound (which is strong in the chorus mic) untamed. I've put a multipressor (a multiband compressor) on it to try to bring it down a little. Having the vocals louder is nice, but the cartals become overbearing. With a low-pass filter on the cartals go down in the mix, but the vocals disappear.
For future recordings I think I'll mic up the audience/chorus with a couple of Behringer C2s, strategically placed behind the cartal players. In that case a microphone specifically to close mic the cartals (to avoid that "playing in a cavern effect") might be a good idea. That way their presence in the mix can be controlled later. Highly directional (hypercardioid) mics such as the Shure Beta series seem like a good avenue of investigation, to avoid leakage of the cartals into other tracks.
The 66Hz tone is still being triggered from the bottom end of the mrdanga [see here], but as Janardana was playing "laghu" style it doesn't feature so much. With the emphasis on the top end of the mrdanga it doesn't sound so plastic. It might be worth investigating replacing the bottom end of the mrdanga with a triggered sound, and using the capture of the top end, for future recordings of badly tuned Balarama bottom ends. Great mrdanga performance on this track.
I also left the same "Minimum Voltage, Maximum Illusion" set up with the vocal, routing the uncompressed vocal track through the reverb [see here]. In a proper mix down I'll have to make some adjustments, as you can hear it go over the top in the line beginning "Dekho ore bhai".
I'm not sure how this sounds along with the other mixes. Together they probably aren't going to come out sounding like an album, as I'm experimenting and learning things as I go. I think I'll just mix each one in isolation, then listen to them all together at the end.
Anyway, here it is:
Sorry about the couple of minutes silence at the end..
by Gauranga Kishore Das (gaurangakishore@gmail.com) at June 03, 2009 01:15 AM

This is fresh, heard one hour ago: at the Bhaktivedanta Manor, near London, one initiation ceremony was held today, 2 June 2009. One of the initiates, a lady, had a recommendation from a devotee authorized to issue recommendations. She showed up, submitted the recommendation, fulfilled other requirements, and took initiation. You may tend to comment: “Haribol!” but no celebratory Haribols were heard from a temple president in another city who claims some “jurisdiction” over this person and who objects to the procedure, to the point—I hear—of saying that the initiation should be cancelled, rendered null and void. Another temple president, from yet another English city, is branding this reaction as “politics”… It seems that a holy ceremony for spiritual emancipation risks being tinged by power-politics and fuel some unholy game.
It’s with sadness and concern that I am writing this entry. I have been witnessing the sacred function of recommending a candidate for initiation debasing, in some cases, to a less-sacred social and psychological function of control and territorial jurisdiction.
I have seen a growing tendency of local yatras—on the city, nation and even continental level—imposing more and more demands on the candidates for initiation, a plethora of heavier prerequisites, even in direct contradiction and infringement of existing ISKCON laws.
Perhaps even more disturbingly, such edicts have often no foundation in sastric injunction or traditional Gaudiya Vaisnava practice (in other words, are products of mental speculation).
A couple of examples? In Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, the local temple arbitrarily decided that:
1. Candidates for initiation must accept a counselor if they ever want to be initiated.
2. All the members of the counselors’ council (ten people), must agree that the person is ready for initiation; even one objector has the power to veto the initiation.
ISKCON UK took the radical (and apparently illegitimate) step of doubling the preparation time for initiation: From six months (ISKCON law) of practice (sixteen rounds and four regs) before being able to request the pranama mantra from the guru of one’s choice to one year. After that, from six months (ISKCON law) waiting period before the initiation, to one year. So, from a total of a minimum one year of chanting sixteen rounds and following the four regulative principles, to a minimum of two years.
Not only that; they also demand financial contributions from the candidates, in open disregard of ISKCON law that clearly says:
“15.4.1 - Initiation of Congregational Devotees . . . It shall be prohibited to require a minimum donation or financial commitment or other requirements not mentioned by Srila Prabhupada or ISKCON Law.”
I could go on with examples of such anomalies, these “requirements not mentioned by Srila Prabhupada or ISKCON Law,” but you get the idea.
This situation raises a few questions, which I consider important for the understanding and the future of the mission. For instance, who in ISKCON has the legitimate authority to establish standards for initiation and corresponding requisites for recommendation? My answer: The Governing Body Commission and no one else. Letting each smaller or larger ISKCON enclave establish its own norms is tantamount of declaring those branches and areas beyond GBC control in this most sacred and crucial field of initiating new devotees.
Unfortunately conditioned human (and animal) tendency is to attempt to dominate and control other living entities (tendency known in Sanskrit as “isvara bhava”); Temple Presidents and other officers who aren’t yet completely free from this tendency might rationalize “dovetailing” it in Krishna consciousness by establishing more stringent rules than the elaborate guidelines already existing in ISKCON law. I am not doubting that some of them might have genuine concern for the preparation of the candidates or sincere interest in seeing the process applied as purely and carefully as possible; at the same time the “isvara bhava” might creep in the form of:
1. Unauthorizedly forcing upon candidates new strictures and burdens.
2. Demanding some form of emotional, financial, social and/or service allegiance to one’s own project.
3. Enjoying the subtle (or gross) power of determining if the initiation will take place or not, while keeping the candidates on their toes and exerting some submission-inducing pressure.
4. Having the satisfaction of blockading or immobilizing the process of formal development of the relation between guru and disciple (perhaps unconsciously thinking: “I might not be on the level of giving initiation, but at least I can stop it from being given!”)
What could be the solution to this often painful social and spiritual stalemate?
While we should work to re-establish ISKCON law where it has been locally overturned and disregarded, I am proposing we take a good look at the possibility of deregulating the whole process by empowering other devotees to provide the recommendation.
What do you think about having three brahmanas signing the recommendation? Three devotees—in “good standing”—who have second initiation, who know the candidate well enough to be able to say: “To the best of my understanding I trust this person’s assurance that s/he is chanting sixteen rounds daily and following the four regulative principles.”
Why the temple should be bothered or burdened with the responsibility of being the only authorized outlet for recommending people? Any sastric evidence for such an idea, that the spiritual life of people should be somewhat negotiated only and exclusively through the administrative structures of the places of worship? In Vaisnavism we don’t have a demarcation between clergy and laity: second initiation and the privilege to directly serve the Deities are open to every member of the extended community. Why not empowering those who have come to the stage of being second initiated devotees with the opportunity to recommend candidates for initiation? Why a brahmana living outside the temple should be considered less reliable than every temple officer?
This simplification may well result in less headaches for the temples (who often don’t know the candidates very well); less opportunity for ego-centric controlling sprees; less psychological burdens and tensions for the candidates (who often feel forced to play the political game to be able to get recommended); less artificial strictures on the holy interaction between guru and disciple; less (apparently adharmic) domination by younger devotees who restrict more senior devotees (gurus) in their services to the movement.
I look forward to hear from you about the cases of local yatras inventing stricter rules than those already existing in ISKCON law and on your opinions on these delicate matters.
by Kaunteya Das (ISKCONoclast@gmail.com) at June 03, 2009 12:23 AM
We had a great time, with magnificent 360-degree views of the ocean, beaches, and other lovely sub-tropical things.
Club New Vrndavan continue their campaign against Darwin and evolutionary theory (personally my campaign is against religious atheism, which I distinguish from those two). The latest installment is a review of the book "Nature's IQ". Here's an excerpt from a review on their site:
Darwin himself discovered the frog in Chile (Rhinoderma darwinii). After female Darwin’s frogs lay their eggs on wet beaches, males sense the scent of the eggs and fertilize them. They then station themselves beside the eggs in groups and guard them for about twenty days. When the developing eggs begin to move in their tiny, jelly-like globules, the males lean over to them and gulp—they seemingly eat them! Of course, they do not eat the eggs but instead place them with their tongue into their long expandable vocal pouch, situated in the lower part of ther body. The eggs continue to develop in the vocal pouch until one day the male suddenly yawns widely, and the fully developed baby frogs jump out of his mouth….
…For viable offspring to hatch, the frog father must know that he has to keep an eye on the eggs. Furthermore, he has to have the instincts commanding the right behavior: when the young are about to hatch, he has to get them into his specially structured vocal pouch. And when they are fully developed, he has to set them free. If any of these elements were missing, the frog’s reproduction would be unsuccessful. Therefore, it is inconceivable that the Darwin’s frog and its special way of reproduction came into existence step by step, as a result of small changes….It is inconceivable that this frog species, with its specialized behavior, came into existence by a sudden large-scale mutation….The chance mutation of these genes causing a series of concerted, appropriate behaviors would be more than a miracle.
The (favorable) reviewer then goes on to say:
This excerpt provides one example of the methodology employed in analyzing and diffusing evolution theory in terms of reproduction and survival of offspring. Other sections cover predation, defense, symbiosis, animal communication, navigation, and mating behaviors.
Eeek. I hope it gets better than that.
In an evolutionary schema things do not spring forth fully formed. For example, take a look at the evolution of pop music. Pop music today utilizes various musical elements, and various intricate electronic elements. If you were to look at recorded music in the 1930's and that of the latter years of the first decade of the 21st century (that is to say: today), you'd see a great difference.
That didn't happen overnight. There are a series of innovations and gradual developments that lead from single microphone recordings of acoustic instruments to digital audio workstations, vocoders, and auto-tune.
So to imply that evolutionary theory requires all the elements of a complex arrangement to all become present simultaneously is disingenuous.
Obviously there is a difference between pop music and biological organisms, and I'm sure someone is going to pull out a comment about orders of magnitude, but my point here is related to evolutionary development and gradual appearance of increasing complexity.
A series of biological innovations can be postulated that would eventually lead to the particular combination of factors observed in these frogs. In fact, if you observe any system where the conscious living entity, the jiva, is in contact with and animating the material elements, you find all kinds of surprising, unexpected, and frankly wonderful arrangements developing over time.
I've heard evolutionary defenders explain their perspective on the development of the eye, another favorite "irreducibly complex" argument point of anti-evolutionists, and they have a coherent narrative in that area.
Of course, you may not be able to find all the intermediate steps in the fossil record, but as a theoretical exercise it's not a show-stopper.
That's not to say that a particular evolutionary narrative is "true". However, in the battle of theoretical narratives I do not find the argument that intricate complexity is not possible through evolutionary development to be particularly compelling.
You could never accuse Russell Brand of being conventional, so after seeking enlightenment in drink, drugs and women, the comic is giving his spiritual side a go.
He is apparently paying visits to a guru called Radhanath Swami.
Russell said: "I’m a spiritual gent. Increasingly that’s the level I want to vibrate on, were it not for my crazed lust for sex and glamour."
Speaking of Swami, who is a member of the International Society for Krishna Consciousness, Russell said: "He’s a beautiful fellow. He’s got the answer."
If he takes this as seriously as he does his pursuit of women then he'll be a monk before the week is out!
Check out the original article here.by Gauranga Kishore Das (gaurangakishore@gmail.com) at June 02, 2009 08:39 PM
There was noise in the house last night, and I put earplugs in when I went to bed. I slept the whole night through without waking. I didn’t wake until 4:15 A.M, so I’m starting my morning late.
5:02 A.M.
I concentrated on speed. I chanted too fast to be contemplative. Two of my rounds were chanted at five minutes per round. It was like being on a rollercoaster ride. But I was wide awake and alert. All I did was think of the sounds I was making and listened to the syllables of the names. I chanted at a whisper, but like a waterfall. I was happy to be making up for my late start. We will be able to go to the beach and chant some more. I’ll have to make up my rounds later in the day, but that’s all right. I should not be fanatical about having to get all my rounds chanted before breakfast. The main thing is to chant with attention. Beyond that, immerse yourself in the meanings of the holy names.
from the yellow submarine, my bhajana kutir #90→

Isn't this just so beautiful? You can listen to more of Manjari's sweet bhajans and kirtans here
by Syamesvari (noreply@blogger.com) at June 02, 2009 06:48 PM

There is a story of identical twins.
One was a hope-filled optimist. "Everything is coming up roses!" he would say. The other twin was a sad and hopeless pessimist. He thought that Murphy, as in Murphy's Law, was an optimist. The worried parents of the boys brought them to the local psychologist.
He suggested to the parents a plan to balance the twins personalities.
"On their next birthday, put them in separate rooms to open their gifts. Give the pessimist the best toys you can afford, and give the optimist a box of manure."
The parents followed these instructions and carefully observed the results.
When they peeked in on the pessimist, they heard him audibly complaining,
"I don't like the color of this computer . . I'll bet this calculator will break . . . I don't like the game . . . I know someone who's got a bigger toy car than this . . ."
Tiptoeing across the corridor, the parents peeked in and saw their little optimist gleefully throwing the manure up in the air. He was giggling.
by sgd1008@gmail.com (Sanatana Goswami das) at June 02, 2009 06:36 PM
Devout followers of the Hare Krishna tradition are used to the idea of enthusiastically celebrating their spirituality through chanting, dancing and feasting! The feasting is such an important part of our tradition, that we have become known as the "kitchen religion"!
Each week we will post a question to a panel of about two dozen clergy, laity and theologians, all of whom are based in Texas or are from Texas. They will chime in with their responses to the question of the week. And you, readers, will be able to respond to their answers through the comment box.This weeks question.President Barack Obama has made it clear that he wanted a Supreme Court justice with a sense of empathy. Since then, a debate has ballooned up about what empathy means.
But here's the question of the week: How much can anyone rely upon emotion in shaping their religious experience and the way they act in the world? and here was the response:
NITYANANDA CHANDRA DAS, minister of ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness), Dallas
"A person is said to be elevated in yoga when, having renounced all material desires, he neither acts for sense gratification nor engages in fruitive activities.
One must deliver himself with the help of his mind, and not degrade himself. The mind is the friend of the conditioned soul, and his enemy as well. For him who has conquered the mind, the mind is the best of friends; but for one who has failed to do so, his mind will remain the greatest enemy."
by Nityananda Chandra Das (noreply@blogger.com) at June 02, 2009 02:14 PM
Please share your realisations with other devotees from around the world...simply send me an introduction email and I will be happy to make you a member:by Rasa Rasika (noreply@blogger.com) at June 02, 2009 01:17 PM
I guess it was time for some purification alright! It turned out to be of two types known well to devotees - the sublime and the challenging. I arrived there with a bit of a dodgy stomach from too many chips fried in probably equally dodgy oil during my brief stay in Vrindavana. No further details on this - you probably know the scenario. Anyway, I was well on the mend on arrival in Mayapur dhama. I was to stay with most remarkable Ramadevi, godsister of decades beyond belief. This was a prime motive for coming to Mayapur as she is “seamstress” extraordinaire (as previously described) and I was desperately hoping she’d help me out with some clothes for our lovely Gaura Nitai as at this point they only had one set and no shirt patterns. Sitala and I marched over in Hari Nama Sankirtana from her flat to Rama’s, each holding one of Their Lordships and feeling really ecstatic to be in the Dhama, chanting Hare Krishna along the road with Gaura Nitai. Naturally, Rama was astonished and very happy to see Them at her door and even pleased to see me too. They took Their place in Rama’s living room next to her altar with Srila Prabhupada and Giriraja. From this point on They had fabulous breakfasts! Because of only having one outfit, we made use of a couple of silk shawls that I’d bought and Rama turned them into “all in one” outfits” with no sewing as an interim measure. As it goes, Gaura Nitai really looked great in this style and they have a few outfits like this now. I am a lousy sewer so I guess my standard will be to use what I can that will work and accept with gratitude any “proper outfits” offered by those special entities gifted with the ability to sew. It’s not right, as my dad was a master cutter and my mother could machine but something went wrong with the genes. Anyway, this may come in as a useful tip for any other lousy sewers.
Rama is always engaged in making Pancatattva’s outfits and other arrangements for Their Lordships so I was very lucky that she made two nice dresses for Gaura Nitai, as well as some jewellery. We are going to keep it pretty simple though. Still, I guess that the Deities will gradually reveal Their “style.” Here are some pics:
Here is a picture of Giriraja who lives with Ramadevi.
At this time of year, in the hot season, there are not so many devotees in Mayapur. The Gaura Purnima festival has passed but the local residents get really excited as there are other very special days to celebrate. It was the first time that I had seen the Mayapur Boat Festival which is a grand week of nightime fun as small Radha Madhava are taken in procession from the temple to Srila Prabhupada’s Samadhi and then off They go on a boat around the lake. Everyone turns out and brings pots of food preparations made in their own kitchens. Offering after offering is made as the boat completes its journey round the pond to offload the maha prasad from the previous offering. Somehow the pots find their way back to their owners who distribute the contents freely. It is great fun and you never know what you are going to get next…..one minute Rama’s really hot halva and the next someone is pouring noodles or sweet rice into your outstretched hand. Kirtans are wonderful and devotees are seated all round the lake paying obeisances as the Lords pass by. The boat is rocked by enthusiastic brahmacaris to our fear and amazement as it continues its course without disaster. Night after night this goes on and we all also get to offer ghee lamps as the Deities pass our sitting place allowing us to catch a glimpse of Them. It’s a great family night out and everyone returns home intoxicated from the tasty preparations and wonderful festive mood, all under a starlit Mayapur sky.
At this point we realised we had left our camera somewhere probably in Australia so there are no pics. If you ‘d like to see some, I’m sure you will find them on www.mayapur.com You’ll also get to see the photos of Sri Sri Radha Madhava during this week which is Candan Yatra. It is the most stunning and exciting week and well looked forward to by dhama bhasis. Big black Madhava’s exquisite form is anointed with sandalwood paste and so artfully done that it lasts all day without cracking or looking “clunky.” (Clunky does not work for deity dressing or candan yatra.) Kurma das brahmacari has had the service of smoothing the Lord’s body with candana for some years now and he has got it down to a fine art. Somehow he manages to do it all and dress Srimati Radharani and Madhava with very nice turban and colourful painted decorations on top of the candan - all by the time of the Deity greeting (except for the first day which is a fantastic anti-climatic wait till the moment comes when the curtain opens and we’re knocked off our feet by the amazing beauty of Their Lordships). All the other Deities have candana on Their foreheads but Madhava is the star of the show. If you are ever unfortunate to be in India in this very hot time of year, you may well get sick from the heat, but you may also be fortunate enough to see Sri Madhava covered in candana. The biggest surprise of all which actually somehow awakened some hope and desire in me to one day see Krishna in His spiritual abode, was the day that the candan was coloured blue! Can you imagine! If you didn’t know that this is being done, what you see is so out of your frame of reference that you’re shocked into realising you are actually receiving the darshan of the Supreme all attractive Lord, Sri Krishna, of bluish colour, playing his flute with His consort, Srimati Radharana and the cowherd damsels gazing upon Him adoringly. Of course, we kind of know conceptually that this is what darshan is about but from time to time, Krishna is so merciful that you actually experience a micro second of His divine presence in its ever freshness…………..your conceptual mind is blown to pieces as you are engaged in the experience of darshan. Year after year, day by day we hear Yamuna’s loving rendition of the Govinda prayers…………another experience that is beyond ritual, that renews our faith and increases our love on a daily basis. What a brilliant programme Srila Prabhupada established - requesting the Deities to come and receive our service from so early on in the establishment of ISKCON. Who can surpass the genius of Srila Prabhupada, all such wonder coming from his pure desire to give us Krishna.
Please see pics of Madhava at Candana Yatra on www.mayapur.com . Hope there is one of the blue candana.
If you would like to contribute to our year-long "celebration" of Darwin's 200th birthday, please send your articles, editorials, or any other creative and informative pieces to nvclub108@gmail.comBook Review: Nature’s IQ: Extraordinary Animal Behaviors that Defy Evolution
Reviewed by Lavanya-mangala-devi dasi
Why do arctic terns fly 22,000 miles each year? How can a fish have both eyes on the same side of its body? What is the meaning of the complex patterns of dances performed by honeybees?
The answers to these questions and many more are shared in a virtual odyssey into the kingdom of nature entitled Nature’s IQ: Extraordinary Animal Behaviors that Defy Evolution (Torchlight Publishing, Inc. 2009). Released just after the 200th Anniversary of Charles Darwin’s birthday, this English translation from the original Hungarian edition will delight inquisitive children, wizened sages, the young at heart, nature lovers, and Intelligent Design theorists alike. The authors, István Tasi (aka Isvara Krsna das), a Cultural Anthropologist and Theologian, and Balázs Hornyánszky, a Bioengineer, present case after compelling case supporting their thesis that Darwinian Evolution is not a logical sequitur of intricate and idiosyncratic animal behaviors but rather, natural intelligence reflects a supreme intelligence and designer. Richly illustrated, offering 200 exquisitely interesting color plates, this 160-page hardbound book scintillates with detail, intrigue, and wit, beckoning the curious reader onward into ensuing vignettes sparkling with enigmatic adventures of mysterious living entities.
A summary of “Darwin’s frogs” is given on pages 122-123:
Darwin himself discovered the frog in Chile (Rhinoderma darwinii). After female Darwin’s frogs lay their eggs on wet beaches, males sense the scent of the eggs and fertilize them. They then station themselves beside the eggs in groups and guard them for about twenty days. When the developing eggs begin to move in their tiny, jelly-like globules, the males lean over to them and gulp—they seemingly eat them! Of course, they do not eat the eggs but instead place them with their tongue into their long expandable vocal pouch, situated in the lower part of ther body. The eggs continue to develop in the vocal pouch until one day the male suddenly yawns widely, and the fully developed baby frogs jump out of his mouth….
…For viable offspring to hatch, the frog father must know that he has to keep an eye on the eggs. Furthermore, he has to have the instincts commanding the right behavior: when the young are about to hatch, he has to get them into his specially structured vocal pouch. And when they are fully developed, he has to set them free. If any of these elements were missing, the frog’s reproduction would be unsuccessful. Therefore, it is inconceivable that the Darwin’s frog and its special way of reproduction came into existence step by step, as a result of small changes….It is inconceivable that this frog species, with its specialized behavior, came into existence by a sudden large-scale mutation….The chance mutation of these genes causing a series of concerted, appropriate behaviors would be more than a miracle.
This excerpt provides one example of the methodology employed in analyzing and diffusing evolution theory in terms of reproduction and survival of offspring. Other sections cover predation, defense, symbiosis, animal communication, navigation, and mating behaviors.
The final chapter, entitled “The Source of Intelligence,” presents an alternative explanation referred to as “inverse evolution” from the Vedic ontology:
The Vedic account of the origin of species has three main principles: existence of a supreme person, living beings on other planets with special creative and multiplication abilities, and descent by modification.
The authors assert that incredible behavioral complexity, species diversity, amazing instinctual intelligence, and symbiotic relationships of living entities emanate from the source of all created beings, the Godhead, as described in elaborate detail throughout the voluminous ancient scriptures of East India. They conclude that “In reality, nature’s IQ is the creator’s IQ.”
Employing a distinctly innovative approach, Nature’s IQ offers original and valuable insights for the Intelligent Design community; however, Charles Darwin’s followers might also find it interesting!
Nature’s IQ website: http://www.naturesiq.com
Available from: http://www.torchlight.com and http://www.mcremo.com/order.htm
Bhagavata-sparsa is a new three-month course offered to you under the direction of Sri Gopiparanadhana Prabhu by the Srimad-Bhagavata Vidyapitham, an educational project set up by the Bhaktivedanta Book Trust. HH Bhakti Purusottama Swami and HH Umapati Swami inaugurated the course and offered their blessings to students. Bhakti Purusottama Maharaja stated that educational institutions are the real ornaments of Mayapur. He thanked Vidvan Gauranga prabhu for working hard to establish Srimad Bhagavat Vidyapitam in Mayapur.
Enjoying the intimate rasa of chivalry, Krsna enjoyed the wounds Bhisma inflicted on him. Srila Prabhupada writes about Visvanatha Cakravarti Thakura's explanation of this phenomenon as follows: "the wounds created on the body of the Lord by the sharpened arrows of Bhismadeva were as pleasing to the Lord as the biting of a fiancee who bites the body of the Lord directed by a strong sense of sex desire. Such biting by the opposite sex is never taken as a sign of enmity, even if there is a wound on the body.
In the weeks leading up to the visit of HG Vaisesika das to Toronto's vibrant Hare Krishna temple, excitement began to build about finally bursting beyond the doors of our comfortable home at 243 Avenue Road and hitting the streets to share Krishna Consciousness, our spiritual culture, through sankirtan. 

Translations of Chinese and Russian versions of Mayapur Lord Nrsimhadeva's pastimes have appeared online. The Chinese translation is by Her Grace Jahnava devi dasi, a disciple His Holiness Tamal Krishna Goswami.
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My old friend Ben from Bendigo wrote me a letter:
"Mr.K, can you update your recipe of the week more often? I really look forward to it and often challenge myself to make it. One my favourite recipes would have to be the Mung Bean and Tomato Soup, and Palak Panir. Kind regards from Mr. Ben."
How do you Plead?: Due to circumstances beyond my control, I haven't updated the two recipe pages (Recipe of the Week and Vegan Recipe of the Week) for one month.
The verdict: Guilty as charged.
The repurcussions: Thou shalt publish those two pages weekly, without cessation.
Yes, Your Honour.
A few weeks ago, while we were in Hudson NY a CBS New film team came and hung out with us for about 8 hours. The unit was/is working on an interfaith religion special, called Faith, Music and Culture which will be broadcast Sunday, June 7, on the CBS Television Network nationwide. Click here for show times in your region (PDF).
CBS just put out a press release which can be read here.

Narayana brakes for birds that zip by our car as we drive to the beach. The tractor man waved to us for the first time. He is a stocky-built man and wears only a yellow T-shirt and jeans, even on cool days. Today the sprinters were out, the first time Narayana has seen them. I’ve seen them for many months, so I might as well mention them because they are a part of the scene. They are a man and woman in their thirties. He is tall and muscular and wears a T-shirt cut wide under the armpits. She is small and blonde. They have a racing ritual they follow. They each have bottles of water and drink frequently from them. They exchange waves with us. First they walk together the length of their racing track. Then he gives her a handicap, and she starts racing first for the length of three beach benches. She then raises her arm, and he bursts off at a furious pace, pumping his arms and legs. He usually catches up to her just as they reach the end of their track. They keep this up for about twenty minutes and then go home. A man was walking his dog, a German shepherd. The people bring their dogs out on a leash but then release them. The dogs are trained to run freely but eventually return to the master and submit to the leash.
I was more awake during my chanting today, I am happy to say. I chanted twelve rounds before we went on our walk. Only gradually my eyes began to grow heavy. I really like the beach schedule and the chanting in relative solitude. I like chanting with Narayana, who doesn’t dominate with a louder sound. I chant routinely, not always aware of the great significance of what I am doing, but as long as I pay attention to the sound vibration and keep my mind relatively undistracted, I am confident the mantra is working. I am achieving union with Krishna, even when I am not fully aware of it. He is kindly filling my being with His holy presence as Nama Prabhu. That’s why these early-morning beach routines are so precious. I feel I am fulfilling Rupa Goswami’s statement that even if you cannot be in Vrndavana physically, you an be there in your mind—by nicely chanting and hearing. Leaving the car and going for the walk adds a variety to the chanting whereby we usually chant louder and are more awake. Coming back to the car, we are refreshed for better chanting without drowsiness.
8:30 A.M.
I am challenged on my view that jazz is spiritual, Krishna consciousness. But what is spiritual? It is being close to God, inspired by Him. Rejoicing in His being the Creator and in His playful, profound pastimes. Reverence for His creation. Beautiful music played by players dedicated to expressing their hearts and souls. It is not confined to a certain ethnic, religious form of music. It is not trivial or frivolous. It is serious, but joyous, too.
“Things Are Getting Better.” Cannonball Adderley, featuring Milt Jackson on vibraphone. What a nice sentiment. Our chanting is getting better. Our collarbone is getting better. We’re growing older, but we’re happier because we feel closer to Krishna. We’re calm and less stressed. Cannonball Adderley plays on his alto sax with a bluesy hard-bop feeling. He’s expressing that things are getting better. That’s how it should be in the spiritual life. Things don’t get worse. Even if material obstacles come that would tend to make us think things are getting worse, our soul reaches to Krishna, and we feel improvement. Cannonball expresses it in an earthy way, playing notes quickly on this medium-tempo piece. He makes you feel happy just by hearing his sound. So theologically, things are getting better, and they’re getting better by the moment, just by hearing Cannonball. Milt Jackson, on the vibraphone, is a celestial sound, but also bluesy. Things are getting better on earth as well as in the spiritual world. The devotees on earth who worship Krishna are getting better, not necessarily in their material dealings. They may not be getting more material amenities, but they’re swinging with good music, which they are able to hear freely. Things are getting better down at the beach. The weather’s nicer, and I’m not so drowsy when I chant. My friend Narayana and I are getting along better. He’s feeling better, getting enough rest, and getting in time for creative writing. Dattatreya is getting more photos of the aquatic bugs, and they’re coming out better, due to his expertise with the technical photographic equipment. Narayana’s making fresh bread today. It’s a simple tune, played over and over on vibraphone and alto sax. It’s really uplifting. You want to tap your toe and express your happiness. The music makes you really believe it. Things are getting better.
“Delilah.” Milt Jackson on vibes again, and Wes Montgomery on guitar. Delilah must be the name of a woman, but there’s nothing about her in the song. It’s a true collaboration of two expert musicians. Collaboration means it’s not that one is the dominant leader and the other is just the background man. But two artists of similar status and differing but compatible approaches played together. They’re getting together was personal as well as musical. Riverside insisted on using their number one rhythm section—Sam Jones on bass, Philly Joe Jones on drums, and Wynton Kelley on piano. The leaders were in agreement with this, and so the whole thing is a collaboration of people happy to play together. Vaisnavas should work in collaboration, not trying to outdo each other but contributing in equal measure, giving each other space for solos and producing something overall that’s nicer than any one outstanding talent. Delilah would like it. When people work together, you get the best results, and each one is happy and satisfied. This is the art of collaboration. But Wes Montgomery’s guitar certainly stands out, with its sharp-noted musicality. The way he plays the individual notes is delightful. Collaboration doesn’t mean merging without individuality. But when they play together, all their individual talents bring a solid oneness in variety.
“Trav’lin’ Light.” Here is another collaboration, a combining of people from different places in the world. Sometimes they have to come together from distances, but when they get together, their affinity stands out. Here is Ben Webster on tenor sax and Joe Zawinul on piano. It’s from a CD called Soul Mates. It’s a very tender, slow ballad. The people who are trav’lin’ light are usually not big family men with houses and children to take care of. A musician may be like that, going here and there, getting gigs, ready to move when there’s another opportunity to play. The Riverside writer says it was his only opportunity to record Ben Webster, one of his all-time heroes, and so the record is a rare collector’s item. Collaborations are sometimes rare moments of getting people together who are hard to find in the same place. It’s special. This “Trav’lin’ Light” is very soulful. I can think of it as an offering to Krishna, made in reverence and intimacy. Krishna used to travel light, also. You don’t hear of Him with many suitcases and much paraphernalia. He walked barefoot throughout Vraja, carrying mostly just His flute and His buffalo bugle. He liked to travel light so that He could go quickly to the gopis without delay And sometimes He was in this quiet mood, too, moving slowly through the night in a soulful mood, eager to meet with Radharani.
“Tickletoe.” These are two ferocious tenor players playing together in 1960, extending a long-standing jazz tradition of tenor sax “battles.” The tenor players are Johnny Griffin and Eddie “Lockjaw” Davis. Their competition is not a fight. It’s hard to tell one from another when they play their solos. Davis is a little more fierce. But they’re both playing fast. It’s a natural collaboration initiated by two musicians deciding to work together. These two played together often during the 1960s, displaying their “battles” in nightclubs and on recording dates. So collaboration can be like that, too, a kind of contest. They’re playing a melody composed by the great tenor sax man Lester Young. Krishna could dance as fast as this easily. He sometimes competed with Lord Balarama on a dancing stage. They tried to outdo each other. That was an excellent collaboration and competition. First one performed, and then the other one outperformed Him, and then the other one outperformed Him, with perspiration, fancy footwork, legwork, and whole-body work. It built up and up into higher and higher states of ecstasy and effort. The speed was fast.
10:30 A.M.
I’m praying for the right balance between remorse and confidence of forgiveness. I committed a grave mistake some years ago and needed to feel remorse for my wrong. I could not just brush it off and not feel sorry to You, Lord, for my offense. Feeling bad was required. The dictionary defines remorse as “a sense of deep regret, a guilt for some misdeed.” The Christians use the word “compunction” as a general feeling of regret, not just for one isolated act but for our whole sinful attitude and neglect of devotion to God. They believe compunction is a requirement of a good Christian. It is similar to the Sanskrit word dainya, or “feelings of unworthiness,” which are also recommended for an aspiring Vaisnava. I don’t want to fail to have these feelings for my specific and general offenses to You, my Lord. You and Srila Prabhupada have taught me the difference between right and wrong, and I have sometimes defied You and have chosen to do wrong. My conscience bites me for these choices, for the misuse of my tiny amount of free will. At certain moments, I recall them, and I am overwhelmed with sorrow and regret. I have been wounded by my wrongs, and sometimes the wounds open again and I feel pain. If I did not feel this remorse, I would be guilty of hardheartedness and have no chance of redemption. So I do not resent the unhappy recollections of sadness over my wrongs. They are personal insults to You, Lord, and therefore I have acted like a demon and not a loving devotee.
But You are very kind, especially to Your aspiring devotees, and You are inclined to accept their sincere remorse and to forgive them. I need to be aware of this and not consider myself forever doomed for offenses. The scriptures state that You wipe away the offenses of devotees if they are resolute in their determination to serve You. In the Bhagavad-gita, You state, “Even if one commits the most abominable action, if he is engaged in devotional service, he is to be considered saintly because he is properly situated in his determination” (Bg. 9.30). In his purport to this verse, Prabhupada says that it is a warning to the nondevotee “that because of an accidental falldown, a devotee should not be derided; he should still be considered saintly, even if he has accidentally fallen down. If one does not follow this rule and derides a devotee for his accidental falldown, then one is disobeying the Supreme Lord. The only qualification of a devotee is to be unflinchingly and exclusively engaged in devotional service.” Prabhupada, however, further warns that “no one should take advantage of this verse and commit nonsense and think he is still a devotee.”
Therefore, I say I am trying to find a balance. I want to feel that You have forgiven me for my wrongs, but I don’t want to let myself off easily. It appears that the main criterion for my salvation is not to commit any more wrongs and to be very strict in my behavior. I should also remain remorseful over the sins I have already committed. In the section of the Sixth Canto of Srimad-Bhagavatam, where Ajamila is rescued by the Visnudutas, Prabhupada states that we should always remember what we were and what we have become now, by Krishna’s grace. We should not forget our past mistakes or stop feeling sorry for them.
So I am praying to You, Krishna, for protection from any further offenses. Maya is very powerful, and even an advanced devotee may be victimized. Some of the greatest mistakes are offenses against devotees and attraction to women. There are many other obstacles on the path of devotional service, and I do not think I am above succumbing to them. If I can keep active in preaching Krishna consciousness, I can purify myself from mediocrity and poor performance of duties. I know I am lacking in this area and need to be more daring. When one is fully engaged, there is no room for Maya to enter and cause falldown.
My dear Lord Krishna, please give me a push to be fully occupied in Your service and free from the causes of entanglement by Maya. Then I will not have to feel new causes for remorse.
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by Vrndavana Vinodini dd (noreply@blogger.com) at June 01, 2009 08:29 PM
REINCARNATION IN MANHATTAN
by Woody Allen
(Source: www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/03/30/090330sh_shouts_allen)
Two weeks ago, Abe Moscowitz dropped dead of a heart attack and was reincarnated as a lobster. Trapped off the coast of Maine, he was shipped to Manhattan and dumped into a tank at a posh Upper East Side seafood restaurant. In the tank there were several other lobsters, one of whom recognized him. “Abe, is that you?” the creature asked, his antennae perking up.
“Who’s that? Who’s talking to me?” Moscowitz said, still dazed by the mystical slam-bang postmortem that had transmogrified him into a crustacean.
“It’s me, Moe Silverman,” the other lobster said.
“O.M.G.!” Moscowitz piped, recognizing the voice of an old gin-rummy colleague. “What’s going on?”
“We’re reborn,” Moe explained. “As a couple of two-pounders.”
“Lobsters? This is how I wind up after leading a just life? In a tank on Third Avenue?”
“The Lord works in strange ways,” Moe Silverman explained. “Take Phil Pinchuck. The man keeled over with an aneurysm, he’s now a hamster. All day, running at the stupid wheel. For years he was a Yale professor. My point is he’s gotten to like the wheel. He pedals and pedals, running nowhere, but he smiles.”
Moscowitz did not like his new condition at all. Why should a decent citizen like himself, a dentist, a mensch who deserved to relive life as a soaring eagle or ensconced in the lap of some sexy socialite getting his fur stroked, come back ignominiously as an entrée on a menu? It was his cruel fate to be delicious, to turn up as Today’s Special, along with a baked potato and dessert. This led to a discussion by the two lobsters of the mysteries of existence, of religion, and how capricious the universe was, when someone like Sol Drazin, a schlemiel they knew from the catering business, came back after a fatal stroke as a stud horse impregnating cute little thoroughbred fillies for high fees. Feeling sorry for himself and angry, Moscowitz swam about, unable to buy into Silverman’s Buddha-like resignation over the prospect of being served thermidor.
At that moment, who walked into the restaurant and sits down at a nearby table but Bernie Madoff. If Moscowitz had been bitter and agitated before, now he gasped as his tail started churning the water like an Evinrude.
“I don’t believe this,” he said, pressing his little black peepers to the glass walls. “That goniff who should be doing time, chopping rocks, making license plates, somehow slipped out of his apartment confinement and he’s treating himself to a shore dinner.”
“Clock the ice on his immortal beloved,” Moe observed, scanning Mrs. M.’s rings and bracelets.
Moscowitz fought back his acid reflux, a condition that had followed him from his former life. “He’s the reason I’m here,” he said, riled to a fever pitch.
“Tell me about it,” Moe Silverman said. “I played golf with the man in Florida, which incidentally he’ll move the ball with his foot if you’re not watching.”
“Each month I got a statement from him,” Moscowitz ranted. “I knew such numbers looked too good to be kosher, and when I joked to him how it sounded like a Ponzi scheme he choked on his kugel. I had to do the Heimlich maneuver. Finally, after all that high living, it comes out he was a fraud and my net worth was bupkes. P.S., I had a myocardial infarction that registered at the oceanography lab in Tokyo.”
“With me he played it coy,” Silverman said, instinctively frisking his carapace for a Xanax. “He told me at first he had no room for another investor. The more he put me off, the more I wanted in. I had him to dinner, and because he liked Rosalee’s blintzes he promised me the next opening would be mine. The day I found out he could handle my account I was so thrilled I cut my wife’s head out of our wedding photo and put his in. When I learned I was broke, I committed suicide by jumping off the roof of our golf club in Palm Beach. I had to wait half an hour to jump, I was twelfth in line.”
At this moment, the captain escorted Madoff to the lobster tank, where the unctuous sharpie analyzed the assorted saltwater candidates for potential succulence and pointed to Moscowitz and Silverman. An obliging smile played on the captain’s face as he summoned a waiter to extract the pair from the tank.
“This is the last straw!” Moscowitz cried, bracing himself for the consummate outrage. “To swindle me out of my life’s savings and then to nosh me in butter sauce! What kind of universe is this?”
Moscowitz and Silverman, their ire reaching cosmic dimensions, rocked the tank to and fro until it toppled off its table, smashing its glass walls and flooding the hexagonal-tile floor. Heads turned as the alarmed captain looked on in stunned disbelief. Bent on vengeance, the two lobsters scuttled swiftly after Madoff. They reached his table in an instant, and Silverman went for his ankle. Moscowitz, summoning the strength of a madman, leaped from the floor and with one giant pincer took firm hold of Madoff’s nose. Screaming with pain, the gray-haired con artist hopped from the chair as Silverman strangled his instep with both claws. Patrons could not believe their eyes as they recognized Madoff, and began to cheer the lobsters.
“This is for the widows and charities!” yelled Moscowitz. “Thanks to you, Hatikvah Hospital is now a skating rink!”
Madoff, unable to free himself from the two Atlantic denizens, bolted from the restaurant and fled yelping into traffic. When Moscowitz tightened his viselike grip on his septum and Silverman tore through his shoe, they persuaded the oily scammer to plead guilty and apologize for his monumental hustle.
By the end of the day, Madoff was in Lenox Hill Hospital, awash in welts and abrasions. The two renegade main courses, their rage slaked, had just enough strength left to flop away into the cold, deep waters of Sheepshead Bay, where, if I’m not mistaken, Moscowitz lives to this day with Yetta Belkin, whom he recognized from shopping at Fairway. In life she had always resembled a flounder, and after her fatal plane crash she came back as one.
Performing at ISKCON’s annual Festival of Inspiration this May for the seventh time in a row, professional comedian Yadunath Dasa is a ball of energy and edgy humor. His distinctive New Jersey accent booms out over the sound system as he simultaneously plays on the audience’s familiarity with internal ISKCON quirks and throws them unexpected curveballs, plunging them into waves of hysterical laughter.
Perhaps misguidedly, I expect to interview the same character—someone loud, gregarious, and delivering an incessant flow of punchlines.
What I get is a Yadunath who looks the same as he does onstage—small and wiry, smiley, and at 47, possessed of eternally youthful features. But this man is also thoughtful, almost quiet, careful in his answers and very genuine, both in his general attitude and in the depth of his feelings for spiritual life. “When I’m on stage, I have no qualms about being ‘big,’” he says. “But it’s a little uncomfortable for me when people want me to perform offstage too. Sometimes devotees will say stuff like, “I’m not letting you past here unless you tell me a joke.” I usually tense up when that happens, because I don’t have any back-pocket stuff. I don’t really tell jokes, like ‘a Hare Krishna and a Buddhist walk into a bar.’”
Born Joe DeGise II in New Jersey, where he still lives, Yadunath started his theater career early, putting on shows for his grandparents…
Diary of a Traveling Sadhaka, Vol. 5, No. 9a
By Krishna-kripa das
(May 2009, part one, section a)
Antwerp, Munich, Zurich, Bern, and Langenthal
(Sent from Antwerp, Belgium, on 6/1/09)
Highlights
Spiritual Encounters
Harinamas in Munich and Switzerland
Personal Reflection
Insights from Sacinandana Swami, Kadamba Kanana Swami, and Navina Nirada Prabhu
Where I Am and What I Am Doing
After Queen’s Day, we did harinama with five devotees headed by Yadunandana Swami in a square in Antwerp, Belgium, on two consecutive days. Then I returned to Amsterdam, where Dhananjaya Prabhu engaged me in giving the Sunday lecture on the “lamp in a windless place” verse in Bhagavad-gita to their packed little temple. Earlier I went out on harinama by myself on that gray day with sporadic rain. Eager to attend a public sankirtana program with Sacinandana Swami in Munich and the Nrsimha festival at Simachalam, I spent an hour finding a flight for just 55 euros from Brussels on Brussels Airlines for the following day. After a great five-hour harinama in Munich, we went to Simhachalam for the Nrsimha festival which I describe in a separate issue. Kadambda Kanana Swami suggested I go to Zurich, and I got a ride there with devotees from the festival. I did harinamas there and in Bern and Langenthal while on my first trip to Switzerland as a devotee, which turned out to be a very pleasant experience because of the friendliness of the devotees.
Spiritual Encounters
I talked to one photography student who asked permission to photograph our party in Antwerp, Belgium, and proceed to take many pictures. When I heard his assignment was to take pictures that give evidence of devotion, I smiled thinking how nicely Krishna arranged for him to stumble across the harinama party that day. He was excited as his other pictures were of the local Catholics, and he was glad to include other traditions as well.
I met three families from Nepal who had moved to Antwerp, one at the temple and one on each harinama. So many encounters with people from a single country was a surprise for me.
I also talked to a local Belgian who has been attending different religious services, including Hare Krishna ones, for years. The man likes Krishna consciousness because the programs include a spiritual service, socializing, and good food, while others often leave one with unfulfilled needs. As we talked, he mentioned that each Belgian province maintains one psychiatrist specifically assigned to counsel priests whose minds are troubling them, often with feelings of loneliness. Later I mentioned that to Lokanath Swami who used it in Srimad-Bhagavatam class as an example of the degradation of the age. Formerly, when the varnasrama social system was functioning, the religious leaders would give counsel to the governmental leaders, but now the government is making arrangements to counsel the religious leaders because of their lack of realization.
Harinama in Munich
Sacinandana Swami chants for Four Hours in Munich
The devotees set up a stage and a couple booths at Karlsplatz, a fairly crowded downtown square. During most of the program, at least thirty and sometimes as many as seventy people stood, watching with curiosity, about half of them taking invitations. Some of the people bought books, danced with us, and took some Ekadasi prasadam. There was also face painting and hand painting. When the devotees dance, Sacinandana Swami observed, the people in general are more inclined to stay. Between songs Sacinandana Swami would speak, and during the lecture the crowd would even increase. The weather was cold and windy, but despite that, many people participated. The devotees in Munich, headed by Doyal Gauranga Prabhu, have such programs every two weeks. Come sometime and add your enthusiasm. Harinama in Switzerland
[For more pictures of Sacinandana Swami in Munich, click here.]
Of the seven days, I spent Switzerland, I did harinama on six of them, twice going out alone. In Zurich, a harinama counts as a demonstration and requires special permission, but it is possible to sit down by the lake, a favorite place for people to take a stroll, and to chant bhajanas there. I went with temple president Krishna Prema Rupa Prabhu and two book distributors, Bhaktas Dirk and Martin. Krishna tested our determination by making it rain just as we began to set up. I suggested that we chant in the van for fifteen minutes and see how the weather looked. The storm came and left, and the so we got out and chanted for two hours. One man obviously liked us as he spent practically the whole time nearby. A middle-aged woman looked at us with a big smile for sometime and one of the sankirtana devotees in our party sold her a Science of Self-Realization. Then she sat on a nearby bench to continue to listen.
Devotees based in Langenthal chant in Bern every Wednesday and have a public program at Good Day, a small storefront Indian import shop owned by a friend of the devotees. Bern is a center for alternative people in Switzerland. Bern’s regulation is that two musicians can play for half an hour at a single spot but then must move on. We had five persons for an hour at a time before we changed locations but it was not a problem. At one point a little boy and his mother watched for sometime, and Dirk, who is number three among the European book distributors, talked to the mother. Apparently she had decided the night before that she wanted to get into the philosophy of yoga and even made a prayer about it. Thus she was very happy to meet the devotees, and bought two books.
At the evening program, there were a couple young devotee ladies who love to sing. One of them, Radha Govinda Dasi, has a program every Friday there in Bern, and she invited me to give the lecture. I stayed overnight in Bern with the book distributors from Zurich and the prasadam distributors from Langenthal and did harinama by myself for three hours the next day. I passed out a few invitations and collected 15 Swiss francs, but I did not get a chance to talk with anyone. The devotee we stayed with invited me to move there and do harinama fulltime. At this point, I am not thinking of sticking in one place, and if I did, it would not be in a cold climate!
Radha Govinda’s attendees had some commitment to spiritual life, and to kirtana, which they all seemed rather absorbed in. One young man sang the Gaura arati song playing a guitar. She gets from three to fifteen people at her program each Friday.
We had a half hour harinama in Langenthal (Long Valley), about 40 km from Bern, where the devotees bought a sizeable building for a temple. Bhaktin Sobina, the other lady who likes to sing, did a good job playing my small accordion.
Sunday is lively in Zurich temple with two Sunday feast programs, one for the Tamil community, mostly refugees from Sri Lanka, and another for the Swiss, a japa class, an evening arati and two hours of bhajanas often by Madhava, a talented and popular Vaishnava youth with a friendly and encouraging disposition.
Personal Reflection
One recurrent theme in different lectures I heard recently is that we should find some way we can contribute to Srila Prabhupada’s movement. I proposed to Kadamba Kanana Swami that I try to serve by traveling and endeavoring to increase the faith of the devotees, especially in the holy name and in Srila Prabhupada’s teachings in general. Kadamba Kanana Swami liked the idea. He said that with the fall of many gurus in the 1980s, there was general lack of faith among the devotees, and that the current problems existing in many temples were symptoms of the lack of faith. He cited The Nectar of Devotion as differentiating between the three classes of devotees based on degrees of faith, and that advanced devotees were simply those with more faith. I reflected that recently I had given three classes on the holy name, with many excellent quotes by the previous acaryas, and that lectures like that can help to build faith. I also have encountered many examples from my travels showing the power of Krishna prasadam and the holy name. It is an exciting direction for me, and I attribute the breakthrough in finding a place in our society due to the association of Kadamba Kanana Swami, a very serious, practical, and compassionate devotee. He is like my guru for European preaching, and my activities here are going on under his direction. It is always useful to work under the direction of an authority. By Krishna’s grace, my encounter with him in Zurich is the third time in my three and a half week stay in Europe thus far. Last year our paths crossed five times during the six months I spent in Europe.
Insight from Lectures
Sacinananda Swami:
Caitanya Mahaprabhu blessed new people, “Krishna matir astu.” [May you become Krishna consciousness.] He blessed experienced devotees , “Krishna matir rahu.” [May you remain Krishna consciousness].
The heart of a Vaishnava is not just a pump but a resting place for Govinda.
Srila Prabhupada said that some of his followers had met Lord Caitanya when the Lord was personally present.
Prabhupada told a group of lawyers, “You have to understand that everything belongs to Krishna and nothing belongs any of us.” How do we understand that nothing belongs to us? Because we cannot take anything with us.
To illustrate this point, Sacinandana Swami told the story of the tailor and the millionaire. A dying tailor gives his son a needle and whispers something in his ear when he leaves this world. When it came time for the millionaire to also leave this world, the tailor’s son approached him, saying my father left this world just last year. He wanted you to take his favorite needle with you and give it to him. The millionaire said, “Yes, of course.” Then he began to reflect on how he could carry the needle with him to the other side of death. After sometime it suddenly occurred to him, “Nobody takes anything with him.” He asked a sadhu if there is anything that we can take with us to the next world. The sadhu said, “Your actions.” Thus with his few remaining days he performed many good deeds with his wealth and left this world a very satisfied man. The result of our actions is all we can take with us. So if we really want to become rich, we must perform many nice devotional activities now.
Kadamba Kanana Swami:
Regarding the guru:
Should the spiritual master be just obeyed or be really satisfied in the heart? To catch his heart is something that is complete different from mere obedience. We have to do something more. And the same is true with Krishna. Krishna does not give the same with each one, but according to His mood. We have to individually satisfy the guru. It may not be enough to just to the standard duties. The guru may want more from us. The attitude of the gopis and sakhas are all based on service, dasyam. Kinkara means personal servant of guru or Krishna. This means you do what he likes. Generally you offer anything vegetarian to Krishna, but practically to please Krishna we offer him certain foods at certain times. The mentality to personally serve is higher mentality. If you serve the guru in this way, you will please Krishna.
Prabhupada’s guru told him to preach in English. Prabhupada understood he should actually go the West, and furthermore, he preached, through translators, in many, many other languages, all beyond the guru’s original order.
Srila Prabhupada said to a disciple, “I am waiting six hundred lives for you to become really sincere.”
Some disciples, erroneously do not keep their commitments to their guru, thinking after so many years and life changes, they are not applicable. If we let the guru’s instructions remain in our heart, we will be attracted back to the path of devotion. The guru is eternal, past, present, and future, and so it is not that we select a guru, but Krishna reveals our guru. The guru remembers his commitment to deliver his disciples, although serving Krishna intimately back in the spiritual world. He is still personally working in the life of his disciples. Prabhupada, through his murti and books, is still present.
Kadamba Kanana Swami:
It is more difficult to fix the mind on the holy name than to pick a bar of soap that slips out of hand in the shower. Many people propose different techniques, but my realization is that the more we hear about Krishna, the more we will feel like chanting his holy name.
Krishna is very pleasant in his dealings, even in his chastisement of Kaliya, he spoke so politely to him.
If we hear of the qualities of Krishna, we become attracted to Him, and then we will want chant his name.
How long can you hear? Therefore have to become creative. Sometimes Lord Caitanya and associates would have spontaneous plays, enacting Krishna’s pastimes. Culture is necessary.
We make Krishna consciousness difficult for us by doing everything in the same way every day. Jagannatha has sixty festivals a year. That is more than once a week.
Krishna consciousness is a cultural conquest.
We talk about how all results of spiritual activities increase our spiritual bank account. This is based on Krishna’s statement nehabikrama-naso ’sti . . . In this endeavor there is no loss or diminution, and a little advancement on this path can protect one from the most dangerous type of fear.” (Bg. 2.40) But I always wondered about the interest. Then I read in The Nectar of Devotion that Krishna said, “When I was away from Draupadi, she cried with the words, ‘He Govinda!’ This call for Me has put Me in her debt, and that indebtedness is gradually increasing in My heart!” Then I thought, “Eureka! That’s the interest!” Now the question is, how much is the interest? The answer is infinite. That is because Krishna is eternal. Therefore, Krishna consciousness is the best investment, and therefore I am eager to invest. How about you?
How long can you maintain if Krishna consciousness is unnatural? With this large temple facility we can do so many things, dramas, retreats, etc. Our problem is that the Deity is transcendental, Srila Prabhupada is transcendental, the temple is transcendental, but unfortunately I am not transcendental, so I cannot appreciate! We have to find a situation in which we feel satisfied.
Personal darshan with Kadamba Kanana Swami:
Fifty years old means time to invest in the next life. Not this one. That is what vanaprastha life is all about. That makes perfect sense. There is no sense in getting married at fifty. That means you are still investing in this life.
Kadamba Kanana Swami in Zurich:
Q: If I want to invite to someone to my home, is there a good way to introduce Krishna consciousness to them?
A: Giving them prasadam is a good thing. Coming to a temple is a big thing for some person, but perhaps they will go to a restaurant. Sometimes, if someone is interested in you, they will become interested in Krishna consciousness because you are. Pictures in your home may be attractive. That we cannot do this and that, but we are still happy, that generates inquiry.
Q: A sannyasi, according to Srimad-Bhagavatam, stays at a householder for long enough to milk a cow. In ISKCON a sannyasi might rather read the Bhagavatam but some grhasthas are inviting him for pizza. What about this?
A: According to the sastra, the sannyasis have no such social obiligations, although due to affection for the householders, they may fulfill their desires in pursuit of developing spiritual relationships. It is important that we give sannyasis the time to really be sannyasis and not entangled in management or social obligations.
Navina Nirada Prabhu:
I have a friend who is distributes books and does congregational preaching in Italy. He had been corresponding for years with one industrialist who once took some books. After some time the businessman showed some interest in inquiring about spiritual life. The devotee asked what induced him to become more interested. The man said that all the letters the devotee wrote were signed “Your servant,” and nobody else signs letters like that.
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etam sa asthaya paratma-nistham
adhyasitam purvatamair maharsibhih
aham tarisyami duranta-param
tamo mukundanghri-niseveayaiva
“I shall cross over the insurmountable ocean of nescience by being firmly fixed in the service of the lotus feet of Krishna. This was approved by the previous acaryas, who were fixed in firm devotion to the Lord, Paramatma, the Supreme Personality of Godhead.” (Srimad-Bhagavatam 11.23.57)
by Krishna-kripa das (noreply@blogger.com) at June 01, 2009 03:22 PM

"Anyone who has any desire or aspiration for satisfying his senses by becoming more and more important, either in the material sense or in the spiritual sense, cannot actually relish the really sweet taste of devotional service."(NOD p. 33) As devotees we strive to uproot the desire for fame and distinction but paradoxically, as devotees, we generally take as many opportunities to serve, appreciate and indeed glorify the service of other devotees. So naturally it is important that such glorification is appropriate, in so far as who it is directed to.
by Ewen Callaway, reporter
I was shocked the first time I watched my 12-year old cousin play Grand Theft Auto Vice City, an ultra-violent video game where the protagonist roams around a city, stealing cars and wreaking bodily havoc. I also averted my eyes through much of 300, a visually stunning yet exceedingly gruesome film about the battle of Thermopylae.
So it was with a certain measure of self-interest that I picked up a new paper claiming that watching horror films and playing violent video games makes college students less inclined to help those in need.
Other researchers have documented other negative effects of violent media, but none applied methods quite this… theatrical
Psychologist Brad Bushman, of the University of Michigan, and Craig Anderson, of Iowa State University, staged two scenarios to see whether on-screen violence has a desensitising effect on people.
In the first experiment, 320 students – half men, half women – played either a violent game or a non-violent game. Violent games included Carmageddon, Duke Nukem, and Future Cop. I’ve never heard of any of the non-violent games, but they certainly sounded the part: Glider Pro, 3D Pinball, Austin Powers and Tetra Madness.
After playing the game for 20 minutes, students filled out a survey assessing their experience. At this point, researchers played an audio recording of a simulated fight in the corridor outside.
The transcript of the faux fight tells the story:
First Actor: “You stole her from me. I’m right and you know it, loser.”
Second Actor: “Loser? If I’m a loser, why am I dating your ex-girlfriend?”
First Actor: “OK, that’s it, I don’t have to put up with this shit any longer.”
A chair-flinging tussle ensues, and Second Actor gets pummelled – “It’s my ankle, you bastard. It’s twisted or something.” And to make the ruse more convincing, the researchers kicked on the door a couple times.
Three minutes after the final groan – giving test subjects ample time to offer help – a researcher returned to the testing room and asked if everything was OK. If the volunteer mentioned a fight – only a handful did not – the researcher asked them to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.
Students who played a violent game took nearly five times longer to help (73 vs 16 seconds), were slightly less likely to mention the mêlée (94 vs 99%), and rated it as less serious (5.9 vs 6.4 out of 10), compared with volunteers who played a non-violent game, the researchers found. The results are published in Psychological Science (DOI: 10.1111/j.1467-9280.2009.02287.x).
Their movie experiment was only slightly less bizarre…
Posted in Science
The Panihati Festival in Atlanta is coming up this weekend and Im so excited to go! I love going to New Panihati Dham, there is always so much service, I love it. The last time I went to the Panihati Festival, I was so engaged- washing pots in the kitchen, cutting vegetables for the auction pots. It was fun watching Jayapataka Maharaj walk around and chat with all of us, it was a very intimate service, I felt very fortunate to do it. I think it will be just as fun this year and I think more people would come this year than in previous ones.
Ooh, I just read that Malati Prabhu, Bhakti Sundar Maharaj and Radhanath Maharaj are going to be there in addition to Jayapataka Maharaj and Pankajanghari Prabhu. This festival is going to be awesome!!! There are going to be so many devotees, Im going with my best friends, and the Atlanta temple is so close to Srila Prabhuapda, this festival is definitely going to be a blast.
I might try to update while Im at the festival, it depends on whether or not the motel we are staying at has internet.
So who is going?!
